Ugh 7am start for a pointless conference

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
09/14/2016 at 01:44 • Filed to: None

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And a 6-6.30pm ish finish. Cant I just sleep instead?

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DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
09/14/2016 at 02:08

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Ouch. It’s got to be done. Energy drinks and caffeine will be your friend today.


Kinja'd!!! Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
09/14/2016 at 02:16

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I’m rarely a fan of modern derelicts, but this one is nice


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Svend
09/14/2016 at 02:40

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Yeah double espresso at the conference room to kick me into gear.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
09/14/2016 at 02:42

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It’s interesting. The bonus is thats one of the most common and cheap cars in Europe so if youre going to do it, it isnt like youre ruining anything anyone cares about.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
09/14/2016 at 06:29

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This is what my cars always end up looking like.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
09/14/2016 at 07:15

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Here’s how things would go if I were running a company at PS9 Inc.

Listen up, managers. Conferences, meetings and all that shit fucking sucks. So this is the rule; You have 5 sentences and 10 minutes to say whatever it is you need to your employees. If you need more than that, post it on a door, or give them pamphlets, or emails, or whatever.

I swear to god, if I catch any of your fuckers snatching away a whole half our of more out of a shift so you can stand there and talk, I will come down to your department and personally eliminate you. And you better damned well not be one of those managers who snatches time away and later complains about productivity and not getting shit done on time, because if you are...you better be getting passports for yourself and your whole family to flee the country because that’s the only way you’ll be able to escape.

If you have any questions about this, put your hand down and shut the hell up. I was super clear, so questions are not necessary. If you email me about this, clean out your desk immediately after, because you are fired.